ELECTRONIC MAIL! JUNK|! HEAPS OF TRASH

Oh, awful spam! It's nowhere appearing in my inbox. Thousands of messages every day, all full with useless information. I just want to yell at the highest of my lungs! Honestly, how can anyone endure this plague? Maybe people are trying to sellthemselves. Possibly they're justdesperate. Whatever, I need a break! {Get in Me, Belly! It's Spam